Movie Quote Game! :)

Since I couldn't think of anything to post and I've been wanting to do one of these for a while, I decided I'd post some quotes for y'all to guess.

Rules:
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies and TV shows.
2. Go to IMDB.com and find a quote from each movie/show.
3. Post them for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
NO cheating, if you don't know any of them then that's just too bad.

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#1. Character 1: How you can sit there eating muffins when we're in this terrible trouble, I can't make out! It seems to me to be perfectly heartless...
Character 2: I can hardly eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.
 
#2.  Character 1: I know what you must be thinking. "Poor little rich girl, what does she know about misery?"
Character 2: No, no, that's not what I was thinking. What I was thinking was, what could've happened to this girl to make her feel she had no way out?

#3. Character 1: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Character 2: She didn't tell me anything.
Character 1: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Character 2: I'm not goin' anywhere.
Character 1: Get off my property!
Character 2: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Character 1: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Character 2: Well then do it! Go on!
Character 1: Maybe I will, GOSH!

#4. Character 1: Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic. It almost killed me. But, the guy at the Emergency Room said that eventually the swelling will go down. I hope.

#5.  Character 1: Someday you'll find a man, a good man, and you'll love him, and marry him, and live and die for him. And I'll be hanged if I stand by and watch.

#6. Character 1: That skirt you're chasing must've moved on ahead. We got to high tail it to the hog, pronto!
Character 2: The hog?
Character 1: The engine. The engine, you tenderfoot. We've got to make it before we hit Flat-Top Tunnel.
Character 2: Why?
Character 1: [sighs] So many questions. There's but one inch of clearance between the roof of this rattler and the top of Flat-Top Tunnel. Savvy?

#7.  Character 1: Why doesn't your compass work?
Character 2: ...My compass works fine.

#8. Character 1: You mean you want *me* to go home?
Character 2: Yes.
Character 1: You mean you don't want me to help you any more?
Character 2: No.
Character 1: After all the fun we've had?
Character 2: Yes.
Character 1: And after all the things I've done for you?
Character 2: That's what I mean.

#9. Character 1: There is only one thing to do with a person as impossible as she.
Character 2 What?
Character 1: I must throw a party for her. Otherwise everyone will feel at once how much I dislike her.

10.  Character 1: What are you doing?
Character 2: Uh... vegetables. I'm cooking the... vegetables?
Charater 1: No! You waste energy and time! You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like Mommy in the kitchen? Well, Mommy never had to face the dinner rush while the orders come flooding in, and every dish is different and none are simple, and all different cooking time, but must arrive at the customer's table at exactly the same time, hot and perfect! Every second counts and you CANNOT be MOMMY!

11. Character 1: I create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand.

12. Character 1: Come, I'm taking you on a walk.
Character 2: No, I've been on a walk.
Character 1: You need another.
Character 2: It's going to rain.
Character1: It is NOT going to rain.
Character 2: You ALWAYS say that, and then it ALWAYS does
 
13. Character 1: That girl is without a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature to ever walk the planet!
Character 2: [watching from outside, impersonating Elvis] Thank you, thank you very much.

14.  Character 1: When that day comes I shall futterwacken... vigorously.

15. Character 1: We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.

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Have fun guessing! :D I'll post the answers sometime during the next few days. :)

~Haley